A Bit of Humor - Children's Letters to God

• Dear GOD,
  I love animals. My goal is to be like Noah and have two of each in my room. -Patrick
  
  
• Dear GOD,
  In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? -Jacqueline
  
  
• Dear GOD,
  I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
  Love, Alison
  
  
• Dear GOD,
  Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Christina
  
  
• Dear GOD,
  Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? -Patrick
  
  
• Dear GOD,
  I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil