Sunday, February 27, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Matthew 14.28
Friday, February 25, 2011
A Bit of Humor
The lector then announced, "The Offertory hymn will be number 312: 'Shall We Gather At The River.'"
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Little Johnny was happy when his family moved into a bigger house. "Now there are separate rooms for me, my brother and my sister. But poor Mom still has to room with Dad!"
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After going through the story of the Prodigal Son, a Sunday school teacher asked the kids, “At the end of the story who is it that ended up in the worst situation?” One of the kids shot up her hands and answered, “The fatted cow.” -- Lightacandle Munachi's Homepage of African Christian Inspiration
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
That's What we do in Catholic Education
"This is a reading of an original poem about sacramentality, which is the Catholic principle that in the visible things around us, we see the invisible God. The poem connects the principle of sacramentality to teaching and the foundation of a Catholic Philosophy of Education."
Daily Bible Poster - Matthew 14.14
...When he went ashore, he saw a great crowd; and he had compassion for them and cured their sick. --Matthew 14.14
Monday, February 21, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Matthew 14.20
...all ate and were filled; and they took up what was left over of the broken pieces, twelve baskets full. --Matthew 14.20View Poster
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Psalm 119.37
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Matthew 13.17
..many prophets and righteous people longed to see what you see, but did not see it, and to hear what you hear, but did not hear it. --Matthew 13.17Speed Limits - A Bit of Humor
Police officer: "Why were you driving so slowly?"
Nun driver: "I kept seeing all these signs with the number 20 on them and figured that was the speed limit."
Police officer: "No, Sister, that is the highway number."
Nun: "Oh, I'm so sorry, Officer, I didn't know that."
Then the police officer looks into the back seat and sees that the nuns there have panic-stricken faces and white knuckles from holding on to each other too tightly.
Police officer: "What's wrong with the nuns in the back seat?"
Nun: "Oh, we just got off Highway 101 a few miles ago."
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Matthew 13.33
‘The kingdom of heaven is like yeast that a woman took and mixed in with three measures of flour until all of it was leavened.’ --Matthew 13.33
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Matthew 13.4
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Matthew12.35
Monday, February 14, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - 1Corinthians 13.5-7
Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. -- 1Corinthians 13.5-7Sunday, February 13, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Isaiah 12.3
Saturday, February 12, 2011
The Catholic Faith Education News - February 2011
Saint Valentine Coloring Page
A coloring page of Saint Valentine can be found here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/12354209/St-ValentineOther resources for Valentine Day: http://catholicfaitheducation.blogspot.com/search?q=valentine
Daily Bible Poster - Isaiah 25.4
You have been a refuge to the poor, a refuge to the needy in their distress, a shelter from the rainstorm and a shade from the heat. Isaiah 25.4
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Friday, February 11, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Isaiah 26.4
Out of Eden - A Bit of Humor
"It's a lovely picture," said the teacher, "but which story does it tell?"
Johnny seemed surprised at the question. "Doesn't it say in the Bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden?"
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Matthew 11.28
Come to me, all you that are weary and are carrying heavy burdens, and I will give you rest. --Matthew 11.28
Monday, February 07, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Matthew 10.27
What I say to you in the dark, tell in the light; and what you hear whispered, proclaim from the housetops.' --Matthew 10.27
Saturday, February 05, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Jonah 1.17
...the Lord provided a large fish to swallow up Jonah; and Jonah was in the belly of the fish for three days and three nights. -- Jonah 1.17
Friday, February 04, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Amos 9.14
I will restore the fortunes of my people Israel, and they shall rebuild the ruined cities and inhabit them... -- Amos 9.14Freckles - A Bit of Humor
"You have so many freckles, there's no place to paint" a boy in the line cried.
Embarrassed, the little girl dropped her head. Her grandmother knelt down next to her. "I love your freckles," she said.
"Not me" the little girl replied.
"Well, when I was little girl I always wanted freckles. Freckles are beautiful."
The little girl looked up. "Really?"
"Of course." said the grandmother, "Why just name one thing that's prettier than freckles." The little girl peered into the old woman's smiling face. "Wrinkles" she answered softly.
Thursday, February 03, 2011
Daily Bible Poster - Matthew 9.37-38
The harvest is plentiful, but the labourers are few; therefore ask the Lord of the harvest to send out labourers into his harvest. --Matthew 9.37-38
Wednesday, February 02, 2011
Tuesday, February 01, 2011
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