The lector then announced, "The Offertory hymn will be number 312: 'Shall We Gather At The River.'"
Little Johnny was happy when his family moved into a bigger house. "Now there are separate rooms for me, my brother and my sister. But poor Mom still has to room with Dad!"
After going through the story of the Prodigal Son, a Sunday school teacher asked the kids, “At the end of the story who is it that ended up in the worst situation?” One of the kids shot up her hands and answered, “The fatted cow.” -- Lightacandle Munachi's Homepage of African Christian Inspiration