"Amen," said the man, "but you should've seen the place when God was running it alone."
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A farmer runs into the pastor of his church after missing the morning Mass. "I missed you at Mass this morning," the pastor says.
"Well, Father", the farmer says, "I had some hay to put up. I figured it was better to sit on a bale of hay thinking about God than to sit in church thinking about hay."
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