Fifth Grader: He saved Robinson Crusoe?
What's the difference between Christmas and Easter?
After Christmas, some people will come to church in only THREE months!
A tour guide was showing a group of Americans around a church in Ireland. "And here is the skull of St. Patrick."
One of the tourists challenged him, "You showed us St. Patrick's skull in another church yesterday!"
"Ah yes," the guide answered, "but that was his skull when he was a wee lad."