Counting your Blessings - A Bit of Humor

The priest was trying to comfort one of his parishioners. "Mr. Kelly", he said, "you shouldn't be bitter. You must be thankful."
"Thankful!" exclaimed Kelley. "Just what do I have to be thankful for, I ask you? I can't even pay my bills."
The priest thought for a bit, then said brightly:
"Why? Be thankful you aren't one of your creditors."

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File on a church bookkeeper's desk: Due unto others.