Weighing In - A Bit of Humor

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Teacher: Did you know that protons have mass?

Student: I didn't even know they were Catholic.

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A little girl was showing her bathroom scale to her friend. “All I know is that when you step on it, it makes you angry."