Friday, April 01, 2011

Weighing In - A Bit of Humor

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Teacher: Did you know that protons have mass?
Student: I didn't even know they were Catholic.

A little girl was showing her bathroom scale to her friend. “All I know is that when you step on it, it makes you angry."

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